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[SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION LOG ENTRY A-42671-01]

[INCOMING HAIL] ATTENTION CITEZENS OF EARTH, THIS IS URGENT MESSAGE FROM CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE. I AM REQUESTING YOUR PRESENCE FOR A VITALLY IMPORTANT BRIEFING CONCERNING THE STATE OF OUR PLANET EARTH AT PRESENT. PLEASE ENGAGE IF YOU WISH TO ATTEND, OR STAND DOWN IF YOU WISH TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE.